Dear Santa,

I have a bone to pick with you Mr. Claus. I know you see us when we are sleeping and when we are awake. This means you have millions of hours of video tape with naked children on it, including myself. You should be put in jail. I bet you get a raging hard on when a kid sits on your lap and say they have been naughty. I refuse to let you get away with this injustice. I will not be leaving you cookies and milk. I will be leaving you Chris Hansen and an NBC camera to catch you in the act. You visit millions of kids in one night you horny bastard.

If you are not mad about this letter, I want a ZSU ZSU Pet.

RD Russell
Only Funny @ 4:21

BTW: Stick Figure Dan,I hope you rot in hell you skinny little prick.