Dearest Santa

Hi Santa, I wanted to write you what I wanted for Christmas. I have been very nice this year. Here is a list of men I want.

George Clooney
Orlando Bloom
Bing Crosby
Yogi Bear
Howard Stern
Verne Troyer
Adam Lambert ( I know he is gay but I can Change that.)
Really all I want is a guy with two legs and a dick. I am such a naughty but nice whore. Santa, maybe you can stick a lump of coal in my stocking as well, if you know what I mean.

Whitney

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