Hello Again World of Warcraft virgins and Porn Junkies. It is time for the next induction into the HALL OF HOTTIES:
 Taylor Swift
The fantasy of prepubescent boys and 40 year old men everywhere, Country music star Taylor Swift has made a huge impact in the world of music. “Our Song” became her first number one and she hasn’t looked back since. She is A FUCKING MEGA HOTTIE!!!! (Bad Puns in 5…4…3…2…1…) I would gently wipe the teardrops from her guitar in a romantic way. Then we would sing our song which was sung by Tim Mcgraw. I would become very possessive and tell her that She belongs with me. She would get upset and realize she should have said No. We break up and I become just Another Picture To Burn. (End Of Bad Puns) We Welcome Taylor Into The Hall Of Hotties, With open arms and Dropped Pants.