Hello Again World of Warcraft virgins and Porn Junkies. It is time for the next induction into the HALL OF HOTTIES:
 Taylor Swift
The fantasy of prepubescent boys and 40 year old men everywhere, Country music star Taylor Swift has made a huge impact in the world of music. “Our Song” became her first number one and she hasn’t looked back since. She is A FUCKING MEGA HOTTIE!!!! (Bad Puns in 5…4…3…2…1…) I would gently wipe the teardrops from her guitar in a romantic way. Then we would sing our song which was sung by Tim Mcgraw. I would become very possessive and tell her that She belongs with me. She would get upset and realize she should have said No. We break up and I become just Another Picture To Burn. (End Of Bad Puns) We Welcome Taylor Into The Hall Of Hotties, With open arms and Dropped Pants.

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.