How is it going internet world? I have been sick the last couple of days. My throat is as scratchy as Paris Hilton’s crotch. This has given me a chance to catch up on a few of my favorite shows. One of them being Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel. This show follows a group of hard working truck drivers as they travel the dangerous Dalton Highway in Alaska. I freaking love this show. The reason is that trucking is in my family. My dad is a trucker, My brother-in-law is a trucker, My brother is a trucker, and my mom is a trucker fucker. So this family always has a little trucker in them. Well, there is one person on the show that has caught my eye. She is the only female driver on the show. So the new induction in to the Hall Of Hotties is:

LISA KELLY      

She is the young female truck driver from IRT. Her main goal is to earn the respect of the other truckers. It’s a male dominant business. She can really handle her own in the -30 below weather that Alaska has to offer. First of all, I have rode along with my Dad a few times.I have never seen a female Truck Driver look as good as her. I am not saying they aren’t out there, but i feel like the search would be like trying to find a virgin prostitute.  She is a former school bus driver. Again, why couldn’t I have had a school bus driver that looked like that. I wouldn’t have had my mummy take me to school everyday. She is also a championship Motocross driver. I wonder if she kicked Sarah Palin’s Husbands ass. Im thinking hells to the yeah. She is a girl after my own heart. Lisa Kelly, we welcome you into the Hall Of Hotties. I would let you drop your load off in me anytime. (wow, did that sound a little wrong or is it me. So Redo) I would let you carry my heavy haul.

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.