Hey, Jurassic Slap Asses! It’s your favorite trash talking, foul mouthed Stick Figure. I woke up in an extra bad mood today. I want to say a big thank you to Whitney. I dont know what crawled up your happy zone or who pissed in your cheerios this morning but thank you for pointing out that fat bastard is a loser.

Dear Cheerleaders in Connecticut who think their Uniforms are too skimpy,

ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS? Really?!?!?! Really?!?!?!?!? I might be wrong but I thought the cheerleaders brought sex appeal to the damn football games. Without having scantily clad women, it would be a giant sausage fest. A sexy dressed cheerleader and guys hitting each other go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong. Whatever in the blue hell that means? I am baffled at how you can feel this way. You tried out to be part of an elite group of girls that give 40 year old men fantasies to think about for at least 4 years. You should have known the uniforms were gonna be skimpy. Do you really want to ruin a tradition. Would you like to be wearing NUN outfits and singing kumbaya? NO, you should showing as much skin as possible and shaking those pom poms till the cows come home. Now, you are going to the board of education to fix your “problem”. Im telling you as a male, this is gonna get rejected like Dennis Rodman when playing for the Bulls. Next I am gonna hear strippers say that their clothes just show too much skin. Heaven forbid. My solution, Just stick everyone in Lycra Body Suits. Then No one can be happy. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just remember no one want to watch your routines. You are just there for eye candy.

Figure It Out
Stick Figure Dan