Its a new week. Finally the allergies that I have been fighting are almost like the acting career of Mariah Carey. Over with. Well, this past week I was talking to a friend from high school. We were making fun of some things. More like me. Its fun to make fun of me. I will be the first person to tell you that. I do it everyday. Back to story, Her husband, who is awesome. Asked why was wasn’t the hottie, I am inducting today in the Hall of Hotties? I made a promise to him that she would be next. This one is for you. Plus, I am sorry if this HoH gets you in trouble with the wifey. The next inductee into The Hall Of Hotties is:
Alyssa Milano
Alyssa is a 37 year old actress. She is best known as Samantha Micelli, on the Tony Danza show Who’s The Boss. I could show who’s boss. I’m thinking a cheerleading uniform, a bed, and some duct tape. I wouldn’t mind being her bitch. NOT AT ALL. Oh and a safety word. I’m thinking Peanut Butter would be a good safety word. I digress. She is more recently known as Phoebe on the Aaron Spelling series Charmed. She played a witch. Hell yeah. I got a wand that can cast white magic. If you know what I mean and I think you do. Her movie list is too long to go through but I remember her in the Reese Witherspoon thriller Fear. That is really the only one I could think of. It is way to early in the morning. Seriously the only scene I even remember from that movie is when Marky Mark started fingering Resse on the roller coaster. The stuff you remember. Alyssa had designed clothes for MLB and the NFL. We would like to congratulate Alyssa Milano on being a new member in The Hall Of Hotties.

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.