So now I am wondering what the fuck people? So you want to get drunk? Okay. Good for you. You want to act like a moron. Fine. But then you gotta go and do it in public. Bull Shit. Yeah, Ron White I blame you. Tater salad my ass I call you a drunk old perv. Will you be my sugar daddy?

Anyways, back to the story at hand. I just got off (work, you pervs. But I did that later.) and ran to the mart to get a few things. This idiot is drunker than Lindsay Lohan at a Christmas party. He is hollering at women, and just being really obnoxious. He zones in on me. Of course, who wouldn’t I am so fucking sexy. Look at me. Be jealous. His attention is funny of course. What drunken idiot isn’t funny for the first five seconds.

Then he passed into the realm of annoying. He even went so far as to try and cop a feel. Long story short. Knee, Groin. Groin, Knee. drunk met floor, cops showed up, now I have to go to court for assault. All because some asshats buddies let him drink and go in public. Moral of the story: Don’t go to Wal Mart after 10 PM