If Smurfs don’t have sex, what color do their balls get?
-They turn babyshit green

Do Smurfs have STDs, if so how many does that slut Smurfette have?
-STD’s is what caused the smurf race to even happen to start with… so yeah that dirty whore Smurfette is a walking STD.

What in the fuck was in the water in Bluffington to make every character on Doug a different color?
-Probably “Yellow Sunshine LSD or some other hallucinogen….oh to live in Bluffington….

Am I the only one that thought Patty Mayonnaise was a Lesbian?
-No, Richard. You are not the only one who thinks Patty Mayonnaise is a lesbian… her and Doug’s sister Judy get it on like all the time

The song Doug sings about Patty, does it not prove that somehow Doug would have killed her and wore her skin?
-Doug might be a future serial rapist/killer

Does anyone else notice Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom?
-Yes

What in the blue hell possessed Mr. Krabs to sleep with Pearl’s mother?
-Mr. Krabs is a chubby chaser when he’s been drinking….

Is Sandy Cheeks channeling her inner Patty Mayonnaise? ( Which would make her a squirrel who doesn’t like nuts)
-Yes

Shouldn’t Plankton be in jail for selling Chum to fish?
-Plankton should be in jail for lot’s of things mostly for being lower than sea scum. He’s a thief and a shitty restaurant owner.

Where does Spongebob get all his money to buy his shit because Mr. Krabs is such a cheapskate? ( I am guessing he is the worlds first underwater meth dealer.)
-Actually he is a meth dealer among other things…. Spongebob is head of the Bikini Bottom crime world

If there are 7 bad words we can’t say, What the fuck are the other 6?
-probably some shit that’s hard to pronounce.

Every episode of the Rugrats, the kids would end up missing. Shouldn’t one of the other parents called Family services? They couldn’t take care of their own so how in the hell could they take care of someone elses?
-That show really shows the complacency of cartoon people. Cartoon people should not be permitted to reproduce for that very reason.

Can you say Phil and Lill Twincest?
-can you say it 3 times fast?

Why would Popeve and Bluto fight over Olive Oyl? She’s such a slut.
-Have you seen any other chicks in that cartoon? It’s either her or become an ass pirate.

Why does everyone in Springfield have jaundice?
-They all have some form of hepatitis.

Was the reason Arnold’s head shaped that way cause of a tumor?
– Idk why his head is shaped that way but I think he might be Stewie Griffin’s real father

Why didn’t CatDog ever ask Winslow to help pay the rent?
-Winslow was a deadbeat and they knew they couldn’t depend on him. Plus he does something special for them, see question below for more.

Where did CatDog’s shit come out of?
-it came out of Winslow… hence the free rent….

Does Carl from Jimmy Neutron have a beastiality fetish?
-Probably….

Does anyone think that Carl was banging jimmy’s mom?
-Yes… Jimmy’s mom is a ho fo sho….

Was Ginger always ragging?
– nah, she’s just a bitch….

Has Pepe Le Pew ever been charged with stalking?
-They have no such laws in France….

I hope I have shed some light on these important issues. Thank you

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