Ho Ho How are the holidays starting off for you? I have started it off by cleaning and drinking hot chocolate. Ahh, the staple of the holidays. Where you can watch little marshmallows turn into a white gooey substance. Speaking of white gooey substance, No, you dirty minded bastards. That’s not what I was talking aboot. I was talking about Snow. How can you let an old woman that has been drinking egg nog, walk out the door? I mean come on what kind of family does that? Who was watching this woman’s boots? Don’t Drink Egg Nog and leave in a blizzard. That message was brought to you the Tennessee Highway Patrol. And now, here is the classic Christmas song, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.