Ladies, do you have problems with the men in your life? Do they constantly nag you about what you are doing 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year? (366 on a leap year) Do the men in your life have constant mood swings? If you answered yes to these questions, the song that best describes them is Katy Perry’s, Hot & Cold. It also says that they are suffering from a severe case of BMS a.k.a. Bitchy Man Syndrome. BMS is very serious and can not be taken lightly. Symptoms include, sitting in a recliner all day not turning the channel from the T.V. Guide Network, Forcing you to like Facebook statuses, Thinking you can dance when you have the moves of a cube in an earthquake, Screaming for one minute, then trying to hug it out the next, Talking about you behind your back, jumping to conclusions, and the worst symptom MAN PERIODS!!!!!!!!! There is not a cure, but there is a way to treat this. The first way to treat, is buying the man with BMS, MANPONS, the tampon for men. Just insert them into their pee hole and ass hole at the same time. If that doesn’t work, A good swift kick to the baby maker works just fine. And in extreme cases, you just leave so they can bring their case of BMS to the neighborhood. Please spread the awareness of BMS before it’s to late and every male in the world ends up as crazy as Tom Cruise.
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