Valentine’s day is for the ladies mostly but what about us single men out there? We would love to have a nice experience with someone we care about. Instead of getting us flowers, you could get us a copy of our favorite movie and yourself some sexy lingerie. Unless, you are dating a tom boy. They are defiantly more manly than me. Which isn’t hard to do. The ladies, got James Franco, I was thinking we men need something we can look at it too. The men that are truly single out there. The nice guys, the guys that always get put in friend zone. This hottie is dedicated to all of you.

Emma Stone  

What red blooded, nerdy male wouldn’t want to be with Emma Stone? Emma  is a 22 year old actress from Scottsdale, Arizona. It looks like the heat isn’t the only hot thing to come out of that state. She got her big break in the 2007 hit comedy, Superbad. She played the love interest of Seth, a nerdy kid who likes to draw penises all day on everything. Her next hit was The House Bunny. It’s hard for anyone to stand next to Anna Faris and make her look bad but this fiery red did. I will not ask the question that you think is going to be asked. Just settle down. Not gonna happen but the answer is Shaved. Her biggest hit, however was Zombieland. Where she plays the love interest of a nerdy guy and he doesn’t get put in friend zone. Who wouldn’t want to be one of the last people on Earth if they looked like her? Plus she was hot shooting zombies. Nothing should get a man going quicker than a beautiful woman knowing how to work a gun. She is going to be playing Gwen Stacy in the Spiderman movie. Her name will mostly help the reboot and I kinda want to see her covered in some web. Emma, Welcome to the Hall Of Hotties. If you happened to read this, Can we recreate the scene in Spiderman where he is hanging upside down in the rain and the have the kiss. The difference will be, that you will be dressed like Spiderman and I will be in the dress. Are you up for it?

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.