I hope you are enjoying this relaxing Cinco De Mayo. I am ready to break open the pinata. I need some sugar to keep me going. I have been slowly running myself down. I feel like I have been drinking traditional water from Mexico. It has well gave me some pains in the stomach department. That might have been to much information. My bad. Well, we need to jeep this party going till the pinata runs out of candy. I was thinking about this one. So many good choices for today. It also does not help that I can not watch Telemundo without popping a boner. Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Salma Hayek, this list could go on for weeks if not months. i was watching one of my favorite tv shows, and all of sudden it slapped me in the face, like my date did on prom night. Sorry mom. The next induction into the Hall Of Hotties is:

Sofia Vergara  

HELL YEAH!!!! Sofia is a 38 year old, Colombian, Sex Kitten. If I had a way, I would try to smuggle her into my life. You know if you mention Colombia that there would be a really bad drug joke. She hosted two show for the television network Univison. If anything this should tell you to go get the Spanish speaking channels. This should be the biggest reason alone. I mean DAMN. She starred in two Tyler Perry movies Meet the Browns and Madea Goes to Jail. I will say this, what actor or actress hasn’t been in something by Tyler Perry. (Side note, I bet that guy has a tattoo of his name right above his cock. I bet it says Tyler Perry Presents: with an arrow pointing down. No back to a sexy chick.)You can catch Sofia every Wednesday night on the smash hit Modern Family. How lucky would you have to be to win this woman’s hand in marriage. Seriously, if I could walk one mile in a crowd with her on my arm, I would be king pimpin!!!! Sofia is also gonna be in the upcoming movie The Smurfs. I have something blue that she could take care of. We welcome Sofia into the Hall of Hotties!!!! Sofia if you or someone who works for you reads this, I would make you one hell of a trophy husband for your sexiness.

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.