First of all Happy Mother’s Day to all of the wonderful mums out there.  If you are a single MILF please send us a message here at The Buzz Kill Blog. Ok, I am just kidding. (But I am Not!!!) we will have a few Special posts for all you mothers all week long.

However, Today is one of our fellow writers Birthdays as well! Today is Danielle’s Birthday. It really does give us an excuse to throw a party and get freaking hammered on tequila or watch people getting drunk on tequila. We want to go with the party theme here on the blog. Let me tell you a little about her. She likes to text and drive. However that constitutes a $1200 fine. He Could have been the one. You will probably get pulled over by Carl Winslow.  She likes to play pool. She sucks at it!!! She sucks so bad, that she could be one of those girls that does bad things in a back seat of a volkswagon. I am only kidding about the Volkswagon. Any car make or model will do, except hatchbacks. She likes to knock the cue ball off the table. A very bad situation if you don’t have your life insurance paid up. Case in example, ME! You may have a weird taste in men but no one holds that against you except, the fans of the Hall Of Hunks!!! We kid a lot today, but we are very happy to have you on this site as a writer. We were gonna find you a zydeco song to dedicate for you for your BDay. However, instead I thought of a better song to dedicate you on your birthday. Here is Rhianna with S&M!!!! I think it sums every thing up just fine and I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 inch pole. Happy Birthday, we love you

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