What in the blue hell is this? Am I writing a new blog? I think I am. Its about damn time. It has been a crazy but exciting three weeks. Let us go in the way back machine, to a long long time ago, Three weeks ago. I was laying in a hospital bed wondering what was gonna happen next. It was not fun except for that rectum exam. I was in a relationship for 6 years and not once would i let her put some KY on her fingers and stick them in my asshole, plus I know they wouldn’t be as cold. He tells me to roll over and pull down my pants. If he is gonna do this he better buy me dinner or at least sweet talk my ass. I hear my nurses cracking up at me saying this in the ER. He says he will give me till the count of 3, He says 1, and his cold as fingers penetrate my virgin man pussy. It was a moment that I will never forget. I hope he reads this and possibly gives me a call. We could do dinner sometime!

During my stay in St. Bernard’s in Jonesboro, I realized that stress was pretty much eating me alive. I keep having problems crawling out of a hole of depression. One of my main problems was trying to please everyone and not myself. It really sucked the life out of me towards the end. I was trying to show happy on the outside but the inside I was dying. I needed to get out. My friends, who have been like my brother and sister for close to 5 years, have tried to get me to come over here. I decided the time was right. I left Northeast Arkansas for Northwest Arkansas. It is like going from black and white to color. It was sort of like the Wizard of Oz without flying monkeys. Those bastards are creepy as hell.

The moment I got here, I felt like the weight of the world was off my shoulders. No stress, No worries, and no pants. Everything is better without pants. There was a moment of awkward when we seen each other for the first time in almost four years but now its like we haven’t missed a beat. My nuts aren’t to happy as they get hit twice a day. I feel so bad for Barry. ( the name of my third testicle.) We are catching up and having fun every step of the way.

I am here to accomplish the dream that I started out 10 years ago. I am back on track to having the life I have always wanted. The move was the first step. 

One thing that has kinda been a shot in the other two testicles, (Darryl and Darrel) has been my dating  life. We joked about me dating cause surusly. (Misspelled on purpose) Guess what kiddos? I went on a date Sunday night and it kicked all kinds of Royal Canadian Ass. I haven’t that much fun in years. A walk on a trial, just getting to know each other, and a BBQ with my friends. It was the best first date I can remember. It honestly was the icing on the cake of me feeling like I was home. During that walk we would bust into random songs. Theater geeks are awesome. Today’s retro video is for her!!! So  between moving here, my friends (who reek of awesomeness) and the girlfriend, I know I belong. While we were walking we started singing this song and thought it was appropriate. This song describes so much to how I am feeling right now, its crazy. Katrina & The Waves put it best in 1983 by saying WALKING ON SUNSHINE