One thing I have taken a lot of pride in is the way I look, granted I look like if Robin Williams and Gonzo had an illegitimate love baby. I am one sexy chubby bastard. I don’t have love handles, I have love chunks. I got really bad sick last year. The one thing about being sick, it’s a very cheap way to go on a diet. I have lost over a 100 lbs in a little over a year. That is a ton of weight, I dropped a horse jockey. Needless to say, my fat will be riding a horse in the Run for the Roses. I am just hoping for a show. I used to a horse racing term, which means 3rd place for all you non sports fans. I realized the other day that my fat friends treat me different. It’s like I am not one of them anymore. It makes me a very sad panda bear. I love to eat. I love food more than the next guy. Put a plate of hot wings in front of me, and i might end up eating one of my own fingers. I realized I need to get back to weight to be more lovable. I have realized that i am now just an average some what chunky guy. This means one thing and one thing only. I have to get beefy again. Today’s retro music is the anthem for this mission. I am gonna eat all day and never give up. I will reach my goal, in two years I plan on gaining 220 lbs. When this is over I will weigh around 420 lbs. I am gonna pitch this ideas to many many television networks. I will be calling the show Fat Fuck Chuck. Here is the anthem for this adventure and hopefully the theme song to the show. Here is Weird Al with Fat from 1988. Get Paula Deen on the phone stat and tell her to bring lots a butter. Its time to make this guy fat and greasy.
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