We have to end this holiday with a bang!!!! We have had a story about a drunken man, a retro video complete with parade, and a hunk that a superhero with multi personality disorder. That leaves one thing left for this holiday!!! We need to see a hottie. However, I certainly feel like on hottie is gonna be enough. What is better than 1 woman? 2 women. Wanna know what is better than 2 women? 35 women. This is the America’s Birthday so we need to induct America’s Sweethearts. The next induction into the Hall of Hotties is:

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders    

Every Sunday ( when the players and owners aren’t bitching about who has the bigger money bin Scrooge McDuck style) we Americans tune into the NFL to watch our favorite teams.  The Dallas Cowboys have always been know as America’s Team, so it is a simple conclusion that the most famous cheerleader in the country be known as America’s Sweethearts! I remember being young and just getting the internet. We use the net for one thing and one thing only, beside Facebook, Porn! I remember sitting down and watching the all time classic movie, Debbie Does Dallas!!!! That was the day that my love for cheerleaders began. Have you ever seen the Show on CMT called, Making The Team; Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. That show makes me hot blooded with a fever of 103. They are the only reason to watch the games. I bet one of these girls has a better than Tony Romo. So we welcome the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader into the Hall of Hotties!!! If any of the girls on the team read this, I would love to do a herkie with you ladies if you know what I mean and I think you do 😉

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.