I am a fat kid. I am proud to be a fat kid. I am in love with food like Wesley was in love with Buttercup in the Princess Bride. One difference between him and me. I am not sexy, I can’t sword fight, or match wits against a Spaniard or out muscle a giant. Ok. That just means I am a giant puse. That is spelled right. I love food so much that I love watching shows about cooking the food. Rachael Ray used to get my water boiling. I could just feel the fire when she turned on an oven. The way she said names of cheeses made my pants melt. However, I was watching the Cooking Channel the other night. I was caught up in some show with Bobby Flay, when this woman came on the screen. I didn’t know what to think at first but soon realized that someone is now taking over Miss Ray’s spot in my heart. Who is this woman to break true love? She is the next induction into the Hall of Hotties:
Nadia G
Nadia G. Somehow I think there is a Canadian theme going on today. She gaining fame by doing her own web cooking show. I could get used to that. Like I have said before, the internet is only good for two things: Youtube and Porn!!! Beautiful woman talking about making a chicken Alfredo is so better than any porn I have ever seen. This 32 year old sex kitten can now be seen on the Cooking Channel show Bitchin Kitchen. Seriously, she cooks in stilettos. Not only do I have to respect that, seeing as I have tried walking in them, it is one hell of a turn on. Excuse me for a second while I do something in a nice rice pilaf. I would like to induct Nadia G in the Hall Of Hotties. If you read this Nadia, I would love to cook something with you. Just the two of us and two pairs of stilettos.