Every time I go to shoot pool with my sister, I worry for my life. I know what you are thinking, what does this have to with the Hall of Hotties? You will see in due time my friends. Why do I get scared? Well one of the reasons is that my pool game has improved over the last couple of years to where I am kicking ass and taking names. I am playing slop of course. I am not good enough to call my own shots yet. She has a power that no man or super hero could possess. She could carry the weight of the world on her shoulders. This sometimes does not translate well into playing pool. She hits the the cue ball so hard that it flies off the table. She has been known to take out a small village of drunks at the local watering hole. Things have turned from bad to worse. She threatens to launch the stick like a javelin. This scares the ever loving piss out of me. She is going to be playing someone else and get angry. I am going to be walking out of the bathroom and that stick is going to impale me in the right shin. Every time I find out that we are going to play pool, I call this little lady to up my insurance. The Next Induction into the Hall is:
Flo is widely known for her ads in the Progressive. She is the cute sassy and retro girl that sells us insurance each and every day. Did you see the one where she was riding the motorcycle? I have a nice crotch rocket for her to ride. Insurance is not needed for that long ride. Her retro style really gets this guy going. I mean come on, wouldn’t you like to wake up to this sex symbol. Look at this girl, She is a nerdy wet dream come true. No pun intended. She is the kind of the girl you can take home to mom. She wins over your unsuspecting mother and when it’s time for bed it gets all crazy. You tie her to the bed and do the kinky thing. Flo, we welcome you the Hall of Hotties. Flo I just want to let you know, I am so easy an insurance girl could do me. Hint!! Hint!!!