I wanted to let everyone know sorry about the sporadic posting. I am having a huge family emergency. I know it will get better. In the meantime, I thought it would be a good time to put a sexy chick.  A few years ago a little over 10 years ago to be exact. I called up my best friend and asked him if he wanted to go see a movie. The movie playing that I suggested was American Pie 2. We take off on the 20 trek to our local cinema 6. We get there and I decided to tell him that I changed my mind. We are going to see the Princess Diaries. The reason was due to the fact my girlfriend at the time was there. Damn, was that not a douche move. I tell this since American Reunion hits theaters tomorrow, I thought it would be a good time to post this woman and apologize to my friend. I didn’t really remember the Princes Diaries that much. I was too busy making out during that movie. I apologize for all that, and the next induction into the Hall is:

Shannon Elizabeth

Miss Elizabeth is the 39 year old actress who is best known for her role as the foreign exchange student Nadia. I wouldn’t mind seeing premature ejaculating with her touching me. She is one sexy woman. She went on to play the rich bitch in Scary Movie. The stupid spoof based off all the cheesy horror movies. Who wants to wear the mask and make her scream. See what I did there!!! I made a bad horror movie joke. Fuck you Wayans Brothers. She is well known for those two roles but in my heart Shannon will be best known as playing Justice in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I do remember, you will always be my Boo Boo Kitty Fuck. We would like to welcome Shannon Elizabeth into the Hall. Shannon if you read this, I wouldn’t mind having a slice of your American Pie

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.