Miranda Lambert, my how you have changed the world of music for me. The 28 year old singer got her big break came from the shitty USA reality show Nashville Star. The knock off of American Idol but hosted by Mr. Miley Cyrus. Miranda finished third. She finished number one with my right hand. Her career really started to bloom when her first hit Kerosene. I know what would happen if we were to get it on, she would set my crotch on fire. If that was not the worst choice of wording of a sentence about sex, I am not sure what would be. Oh well, I am too lazy to erase it. Her next album Gunpowder and Lead, made her a household name. She was not firing blanks. I have a shot that won’t hurt as bad as a bullet but will leave a very nice mess. White Liar hit and she was off and running. Headlining her own tour. Hit after hit keep happening for Miranda. Her latest hit Baggage Claim, which is seriously about my man bag if you know what I mean was number 1 with a bullet. The one problem I have with inducting her is the fact she is married which means my odds are less. Plus, Blake Shelton would kill me if he knew what a Hillbilly Bone I have for her. See what I did there. We would like to welcome Miranda Lambert into the Hall of Hotties. Miranda if you read this I know you are Married, but could you hook me up with a member of the Pistol Annies. I am Hell on Feels.