Have you ever had just one of those days where you wake up and you are just down in the dumps. I am having one of those days. I can say with certainty I am really depressed today. It kind of sucks. I can’t explain it. I just woke up with a case of the blahs. I wish I knew why. I have done everything I possibly can to try to cheer myself up today. I watched an hour of porn. Did you know that there are fake penises that shoot pudding? Neither did I. Couldn’t you see that catching on with kids all around the country? My mommy packed my lunch today!!! I got a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. YAY!!! Some BBQ chips. OHHHH!!!! And my favorite the White Vanilla Penis Pudding Cup. And don’t forget the really big dark chocolate penis pudding cup. Once you go chocolate, you will be there for a while. I completely caught up on How I Met Your Mother. Yep, I am Ted Mosby. Still couldn’t put a smile on the face. I was beginning to think all hope was lost. I was right. So I decided to watch the show that helped me get through the sick days. Corner Gas. One of the funniest shows in the history of television. I can’t get enough of that Canadian show. Speaking of Canadian, today’s Retro video, will not be from an artist from Canada. Sorry Alanis. Maybe next time. I am hoping by tomorrow I will feel better. I am getting sick and tired of being stuck in the Here and Now.
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