Are you feeling kind of blue? Kind of down on your luck? Has life grabbed you by the balls and squeezed? Did you just realize that you are almost 30, no wife, no kids, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe as primitive as can be? Have you lost your home cause it was taken over by aliens using your home for anal probes? Is the only food you can eat peanut butter and you are allergic to dogs? Do random 80s songs get stuck in your head at really weird times? Boys and girls when you get sad there is only one thing you can do! Sex but if you are like me and couldn’t even buy someone. Damn economy!!!! Even Hookers raised their prices to try to make a buck. I remember when a blow job was 10 bucks. I remember when it was only 45 dollars for an El Dorado Moose Knuckler. Don’t know what that is? Then you aren’t not ready for one. There is a second option. It is a little more difficult. Just Don’t Worry Be Happy!!!