Now, on to the fun stuff. I have decided that if I were a teenager in the 80s, I know where I would have spent most of my time. I would have been the typical mallrat. I would have been Brodie, carrying around my little paper cup everywhere I went. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn for Sega. I know I would have been hitting on girls in the food court. Trying not to get violated by the guy sticking his weirdly shaped cock through the glory hole in stall 4. Each day, I would be eating a cookie and drinking some sort of drink that would have been blended. Something like a smoothie. My friends and I would shop for awesome things. If I had a date there, we would sniff candles so I can show her my softer side. Speaking of softer sides, we would always park at Sears. That would be the life. Instead, I am 27 and sitting alone on a Saturday night with my frozen pizza and watching episodes of Psych. Yes, it’s kinda Ironic isn’t it?
About time right?