I have to get something off my chest. This is kinda simple to say so let me put it in terms that even the simplest reader will understand. Have you ever got a boner in a place that is very awkward? I know it sounds weird but I am asking you my fellow readers, all 11 of you, if this out of the norm. I was sitting in a place where a group of people go to celebrate something they believe very highly in. I am not just going to come out and say I was sitting in church. Shit. I just told where I was at. Damn it. I feel like I have blown my secret identity. That was not the brightest idea. Oh well too late now. I was sitting in church and a girl I was seeing was wearing a really short denim skirt. My weakness a girl with really nice legs. She was rocking it. Well, she started telling me how bad she was wanting me and in the heat of the moment, a flag was being raised over city hall. She knew how to push my buttons. That is something I just don’t tell to everyone. Shit again. I just did. I swear I have to watch what I write on here more often. I know I need to see some legs soon or I am going to bat shit crazy. I am lonely don’t judge. I think I know how I am going to solve this problem. I am gonna buy a horse. I never rode one before but it can’t be that difficult. I would walk around like I have a something shoved up my butt and again I am lonely don’t judge. I am going to be seeking The Legend of the Cowgirl!!!