You can’t rape the willing. What a way to start this one off huh? Well, this week I am willing but have been confined to four walls. Due to my health I really haven’t been able to do anything at all. Damn, this being sick thing. I will never get out to experience the really bad heat or mosquitoes. Ok, maybe I just found an upside to the whole damn thing. Last night, I went to a friend’s house to watch game 5 of the NBA Finals. Lebron finally won a ring. About 7 years after being predicted to do so. Good for him. During ads we turned it to the Olympic trials. Tonight was synchronized diving. The sport of no one. How in the hell is this an Olympic sport this year and baseball and softball aren’t is beyond me. We decided one of the girls was smoking hot until we found out she was 16. That was awkward. She isn’t even legal in Arkansas. The next time we turned back they were doing the men’s competition. This was the moment I knew I was going to have to do something straight. I felt like I was watching the beginning to a twink porn. I have seen women’s panties with more fabric. The worst part, they couldn’t keep the cameras from zooming in on their junk. The one thing I took from that, the water was cold. I came and I had to do something very manly. I took a bubble bath. After, last night I know I am ready for the next adventure. I am looking forward to a pretty girl climbing up my tower to rescue me and we ride off into the sunset or towards Kansas for you directionally challenged people. You what when that day comes I will be READY TO GO.