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Retro Music Videos in the month of July will be request and dedication. If you have a song that reminds of you of someone you met off Craigslist, dedicate it or just want to hear some of the music that your parent listened to as kids, request it. Send the request and dedications to firstname.lastname@example.org
A couple of years ago I stated that I had a mission. The mission was a very simple one and that is to find a song that is worse than the classic Funny Face. If you have never heard that song, I recommend that you never listen to it. It will get stuck in your head causing you to try to eat someone’s face off in the state of Florida. I do believe that I might have found a song that can rival Funny Face in the pure shit department. I deserve a medal for this. Fellow Buzz Kill writer Chris Knight and myself were on a mission to go look at a car he was thinking about purchasing. This vehicle was in the middle of pucker your asshole Arkansas. If you do not know where that is, travel a little west from West Memphis. That is all. He had borrowed his mom’s car so we could go look at it. Needless to say, a nice car in this area made me a little scared. The only weapon we had was the awesome Blue Squeegee. That will put fear in the heart of none. On the drive to Anal Cavity Wreckage 4, we started listening to the radio. The station. The 80s XM station. They were playing some of the worst songs from the decade. This just happened to be number one. Put on a loincloth, pound your chest, and listen to, in my opinion, what Disney should have picked for the theme to Tarzan. Tarzan Boy.