Social Networking has become very popular and it all started with that jackass Tom and Myspace. Well, that wasn’t enough damn it. Then came along that Zuckerberg guy. Thanks a lot for creating a website that causes people not to do a damn thing but play games on. If I wanted to farm, it sure as hell wouldn’t be on Facebook. Plus, why the hell would you want to poke someone? Did you have a hard on for the nudge button on MSN chat? Fuck me running. Well, for people with ADD, came along a site that allows you to post something in 140 characters. That site would be Twitter. Everyone seems like they have a twitter page. What a waste of time (@cravinghumor) Well, even celebrities have got into the action on Twitter. We have 100s of people trying to find the best tweets by celebs out there, actually it’s two guys in a basement with a huge supply of Rollos. These tweets were yanked right off the “pages” of Twitter so you can enjoy them yourself.

This past weekend a fight broke out between Chris Brown and Drake. It isn’t rap music unless someone has a beef with somebody. Remember Vanilla Ice vs M.C. Hammer. No. There is a reason. Chris Brown posted about the fight.

 Drake had this to respond.

Miley Cyrus has been the talk of all things controversial amongst preteen girls for years. This is what she had to say.

  Some of you are huge sports fan and are keeping up with the NBA Championship between the Thunder and Heat. This is from the Heat’s biggest start Lebron James.

Snooki is preggo! I still can’t believe someone actually slept with a woman that is only two inches taller than an Oompa Loompa. This could be bad.

The WWE has had some problems lately trying to keep an audience, they tried to send a shout out to people who used to watch.

Tiger Woods has been on a losing streak as of late. Ok, more like the last two years. He posted the following to his twitter.

I love me some Katy Perry. Shh. Don’t tell anyone. However she posted this about your truly. It was mean and made me a sad panda.

The Oprah Winfrey Network has been failing for the once queen of television. She sent out a message to all of her faithful fans.

That will do it for this edition of Show Me Your Tweets. You can follow me @cravinghumor on twitter.