Justin Bieber, What The Fuck?

I want someone to explain this to me. I may be in the minority here. I actually take that back I know I am in the minority. I am not a teenage girl just hitting puberty. Thank god. Trying to have some explain to me as to why I am bleeding would be a bitch.  How does an 18 year old pop star with 4 or 5 songs have a second book about his life hitting newsstands today. The book is titled, Just Getting Started.  Does this make any sense to anyone out there? If it does, I would love for you to take the time to actually explain this to me. Do we really care how many pubes have actually grown on your newly dropped balls? He isn’t even going into to detail about his relationship with Selena Gomez. Do I really want to hear about two people who just turned 18 sex life? God no. Unless it is better than my sex life or they make one hell of a sex tape. Now, that would make this a little more intriguing. He says he wants to keep his dating life private. I guess we are going to read about him staying in a Chicago Double Tree, and how room service gave him some over cooked chicken. Instead of talking to the manager of the hotel, he decided to write a tell all book. How many stories of panties being thrown his way, can this little bastard have? He is 18. The only way I will buy this piece of crap is if he finally admits to being a 24 year old lesbian. Whose dick is this guy sucking to get these deals and someone please send me that guys number.