Dear Santa,

I want peace on earth and goodwill towards man. Oh, who the hell am I kidding. I have been naughty all year but it’s what I am good at. I have helped a few people out with their relationships and I am going to be a soon to be a mom. So this year I know what I would like. I think I have been good enough to have a hunky dad for my soon to be child. I was thinking about someone like Channing Tatum or Tim Tebow. Tebow, hasn’t played in a while and I know that he has some pent up frustration and wouldn’t mind if it was taken out on me. I also would like some new clothes. I still need to look great, plus I can still rock some pumps even being pregnant.

XOXO
Whitney