Dear Santa AKA imaginary awesome guy that brings people cool shit,
I would like a cure for autism. Autism is a disorder afflicting children all over the world. If it could be stopped the world would be a much happier place. I just think it would be awesome to know just what is on my amazing little brother’s mind.  Also I would like to miraculously finish school and have my degree right now… so if you could sprinkle some of your magic sugar plum dust on my school or something that would be fantastic.  I’m starting to get a little burnt out over here man.  Lastly, I would love some Ed Hardy perfume simply because that stuff  smells amazing and it’s one of my favorites. I may be a nerd, but I’m also mega girly. Oh dear favorite fat guy, hook a broke ass college girl up.
Laura

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