I made a promise to a special someone that I would finally sit down and watch a movie franchise with them. I am not one for fads in the entertainment business, except for bubble gum pop. That shit was my jam yo!!! I sat down and watched the first movie and I knew I was doomed. I was hooked like a bass on the end of Kevin Van Dam’s pole. 5 points for anyone who actually knows who Kevin Van Dam actually is. I know the new Twilight movie just came out. (You can pick up a Team Charlie shirt in The Buzz Kill Blog Store. Sorry for the cheap plug.) Thank god, I didn’t have to sit through that again. These movies are different. They actually have decent acting, Kristen Stewart, I am looking at you. This hottie could cast a spell on me any day any given time. The next induction into The Hall Of Hotties is:
She grew up right in front of our eyes. She went from child idle, to HOLY SHIT BALLS, is that EMMA WATSON!!! Damn. That girl be fine. Emma is a 22 year old, very talented actress. She is best known for her role as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series. She played her in all 8 movies. How many dirty Harry Potter references can we actually make in this induction. Hermione, more like Her Heine. I would mind taking Miss Watson into my chamber of sex secrets. You and I both know we want to get freaky with her. If she touched me, my crotch would be true Goblet of Fire. Maybe she could come over for some Deathly Swallows. I think that about wraps it up, hold on, If she cast a spell on me, she would have given me the Sorcerer’s Bone. Miss Watson, we welcome you into the Hall of Hotties. If by some chance you get a chance to read this. Don’t judge me by my sexual comments and you could play with my wand till something came shooting out.