It’s day seven of the 13 Days Of Christmas here at The Buzz Kill HQ and boy the holiday spirit is booming endless, Christmas movies and pigging out on sweets. Stories and lets not forget that hell of a hottie we had so I figured it was time for the women to get their drool on during this fantastic time here at The Buzz Kill Blog. Get ready ladies, it’s time to get your hunk on.
Girls it’s Christmas and we all know what that means, baking, eating a ton, shopping, decorating the tree, wrapping presents and who can  forget sporting that sexy Christmas dress at a party to make your boyfriend or crush’s jaw hit the floor. That always gets a girl into the Christmas spirit. One of my greatest wishes as a sexy young lady is to get kissed under the mistletoe. Who doesn’t want that? Thank you romantic comedies for making women want such ridiculous things. Alas, I’ll always love those types of films. As a kid and even now I’ve always wanted a man who was a huge lover of Christmas. When I say lover of Christmas I mean Christmas whore. Nothing is sexier than a man who loves Christmas. A Christmas lover is totally my weakness along with pretty eyes. Who better to love Christmas than an elf, but not just any elf at that North Pole because, good grief Santa knows there’s millions of those little guys. That’s right ladies it’s time to do the unthinkable, it’s time to induct none other than Buddy the Elf into the Hall of Hunks.  Okay first off, I’ve said it before I’ll say it again there is nothing sexier than a Christmas lover, and Buddy the Elf LOVES Christmas and Santa and the lights and all that goes along with it.  He also has some gorgeous eyes, yet another plus. Not to mention, he sports that oh so cute pointy little hat. He also has a smile that could light up a room. He loves to smile. Smiling is his favorite If I were to ever see him I’d slip on that sexy little Christmas dress and grab the sugar cookies and head straight for him. After all food is the way to a man’s heart and elves only eat sweets. Stuff him full of cookies and then tell him he could have his way. By having his way I totally mean he could lick me like a lollipop and suck on my sugar plums. Geez, I’ve got to get him under that mistletoe it’s getting a little hot in here ladies and it’s not because I’ve baked one hundred and forty-four cupcakes and made twenty-four batches of fudge. Hmm, maybe I could use this to get him to come over, and maybe some candy canes too. Surely that would work. It’d be a match made in heaven, he’s an elf and I could damn near pass for one with my height being a glorious four foot and nine inches tall. We could take over the world one candy cane at a time.  When all else fails I just have to remember to keep calm and party on and just hope we don’t run into the infamous Santa if we are being super naughty.

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