So last night when the second hand kept ticking towards that last minute to midnight, I felt my heart begin to race as fast as ever it could. I knew we were going to be in trouble. All of a sudden A giant plane came flying over the top of me, I knew this was going to be bad. A bomb came falling from the sky like rain. I tried to protect myself but in the midst of that , I saw a few of my brothers in arm get blown to bits. It was the hardest thing I have ever had to watch in my life. Bodies kept falling in front of me. Bomb after bomb, gunshot after gunshot. I knew what I had to do. I remember hearing the world was going to be ending, but I didn’t think it was going to be like this. Why did the world have to end before Christmas? I grabbed my girl and decided to have sex one last time before our lives were to end. I turned on the radio and this is the song I heard.

I thought it would be great to actually put down Call of Duty Black ops 2, and see if everything was good. I walked over to the door and opened it. I expected to see flames, bombs, and a Pauly Shore movie in every household. The image that I seen will never be in my mind again. Want to know why? Cause it was the fucking same. Ladies and Gentleman, We made it through the Apocalypse. All of you who decided not to buy gifts cause the world was ending, I bet you look foolish, only 4 days left. We are all Survivors.