Does it just make your stomach curdle to see all those lovey posts circulating around Facebook today? Will you be mine, Be My Valentine, Can I eat you with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti? It just makes me want to throw up my bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Multicolor vomit, that about sums up Valentine’s Day. Let me tell you what is even worse. Going to the Book of Face and reading a man and a woman talking in the same language that they would use with a puppy or a small child. I love you boo boo kisses face. You are my snuggle wuggle butt. This has to reason that grown men have for watching My Little Pony. I have been single for a lot of Valentine’s Days, I know that some of you out there are just curled up with a Snuggie and some ice cream. Well, I may not be single but I have felt your pain. We are here to help. We will be giving you all something to look forward to. This is for all those people who have dealt with their heart breaking or wishing they had someone. Love Stinks, it kind of has the smell of an uncleaned litter box mixed with a high school boys locker room.