I had it set in my mind that last week was going to be the strong return for us and then all of a sudden last Saturday night I developed a pain in my right. At first I thought I was going to have to rip on giant fart, the kind that would lift a man while talking on the phone. I figured the pain would just go away. Two days later, I am in the emergency room with the pains. At this point I am thinking it is either my appendix or I am about ready to reenact the scene from Alien. Filled with a pain numbing agent that will cause you to become loopy, they take me and put in me in a giant tube to see if something was about to burst. Needless to say they did not find anything and I dealt with the pain for the next couple of days. After two ER trips and two doctor trips of them find nothing, which really makes me believe the inside of my body is the best illusionist around, I am still in pain. Get this, at one point in the process they gave me an ultrasound. I am not going to lie but I was praying that I was having a baby. That would not just be coming into a little money but that would be hitting it Oprah big. Alas, no butt baby! I will say this though, I think the pain meds they gave me is still giving me the hallucinations. I think I might have found the right Dr. Feel Good.
Ladies and gentleman, we have something cooking that is going to have to be talked about at length. The site is about to take a really huge step!!! We will discuss this during the State of The Buzz Kill Address.