Today, we are continuing our fight against breast cancer by posting a video by an artist who has survived a major battle with breast cancer. If you haven’t been able to guess for the entire month, we are going completely pink. If you haven’t done so yet, we have two stores right now that are donating money to the Susan G. Komen for The Cure foundation. As your eyes drift to the right of the screen, you will be able to see ads for both stores. Click them and help us support the fight against breast cancer. Now that we have taken care of the formalities and the awesomeness of helping people out, let the madness begin.
Has your sleep pattern ever been so jacked up that you have no clue what is day and what is night? This is what has happened to me lately in my old age of 29. I guess it doesn’t help that our bedroom has no windows. I feel like I am in the 7th circle of hell about to be french tickled by a guy dressed up as Bozo The Clown. It is scary as fuck. I think my next investment in life is going to be a Mickey Mouse nightlight. That being said my nightlife has taken a huge upswing. I never knew what people did at night. I thought it was just sleeping and watching The Wheel. I have discovered that there is a whole new world out there. And yes I did sing that. Did you know of places that served food past 7 and to make them even more interesting they also serve alcohol. (GASP) What is this world coming to? Well, I’ve learned a few things in this time that need to be shared. It is awesome if a beautiful woman dances on a bar like in Coyote Ugly, but it is not as well received when you are a fat male in his late 20’s doing so. I feel that it does not have the same effect that it would if I were a woman. I am going to share one other piece of knowledge that everyone needs to take in at least once. If you go to a bar and they are having an all you can drink special, do not let the bartender choose the drinks that you are to consume. You’ll end up sitting in a car in the bars’ parking lot in a town you don’t know, wondering why you’re sporting a tiara and carrying a rubber ducky in your pocket. I speak from experience. I have learned one thing in all of this night life, All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun.