So far this website has had several sex stories concerning late night fun. Well I’ve had it and decided to share stories of trying to get some and failing horribly.

Believe me, I am a master at killing the deal. I swear I couldn’t close a deal with a corpse, much less a living person. I have done the whole dating thing.

You know, the typical dinner and movie thing, thinking that maybe nookie was in order. “Chris, your such a good friend, like my brother.” Yup, that’s to be expected!

mhu-barSo, like I said, I suck!! I am a nice guy, at least that’s what I have been told. Well, fuck it. I don’t want to be nice anymore. HEY BITCH GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKING SLUT!! I’m sorry, are you comfortable? Yeah this isn’t me. So, lets talk about dating and the potential removing of panties or rather lack there of. I remember a date I had years ago that seemed promising. Friends this girl was gorgeous. She had all the right curves in all the right places, simply a Goddess. We had gone to dinner a couple of times and enjoyed each others company. I really thought that we were connecting on the same page you know. On this particular night, We decided to go to a bar she knew of. Now fellow readers, I hate bars, just not my thing since I am an introvert at heart. I agreed to go because I wanted to sleep with her, does that make me a horrible person or what? Anyway, we get to the bar which ends up being more of a club. A club where the music is so loud it beats on your ear drums so badly you can’t think straight. So, walk up to the bar and order a couple of drinks and walk back to where she is standing. At that moment, she was talking to a guy, I assumed they were friends. I could not have been more wrong. She introduced me to him and then went to the ladies room. He started hitting on me. Long story short, at the end of the night I told her that her friend was hitting on me. She said to me. “Well, I didn’t want you to go home alone.”

Fellow readers, she thought I was gay!! I won’t lie I am BI sexual, but at that point in my life I was all about the gals! This is just one of my many failed attempts at getting into a girls panties. Stick around I have more. Until next time, Enough said.