It is that time of the year again. The parade has come to a close which means people all over the country are burning themselves trying to get a bird out of the oven. Damn! How is it that we can fry chicken and not hurt ourselves but we start to cook a turkey and it looks like we have been through the fourth corridor of Hell? Speaking of a bird that taste great with bacon on it, I am not lying when I am going to tell you this put bacon on your turkey and you will have some juicy breast. How many different lead ins can we actually have here? Speaking of nice juicy breasts, you never want to spend Thanksgiving by yourself. Spending a holiday all alone is heartbreaking and a tad bit sad but there is one way you do not need to try. Today, we are bringing you a very serious report on the dangers of a plague that is sweeping the country. Tryptophan is being used as a date rape drug. So when you are out drinking with your friends this holiday season remember to watch out for the turkey leg in your drink or you could be taking a very foggy walk of shame.

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.