Dear Santa.

Wow, Christmas already, it seems like only yesterday that I wrote my first Santa letter. First, let me start by saying sorry, I know every year about this time you get swamped with spoiled rotten Ramblings. Well, let me tell you I’m not one of those guys who asks for SCARLET JOHANSSON in a BIG RED BOW, I mean come on that would be unrealistic, right or can you make that happen?? Look, I really don’t want to be a bother seriously, I mean Who needs a 1966 BATMOBILE to round out their nerdom right, it wouldn’t even fit in the slay, would it? Santa this year I have decided to leave you tacos instead of cookies and milk, I hope you like venison?? I sure hate bothering you like this, but I felt that you needed a little relief from snot nosed kids asking you for things like a pair of LYNDA CARTER’S PANTIES or a ride on the MILLENNIUM FALCON. I mean if you could make that happen, no pressure though! Santa, I know that you’re busy and I know that answering letters are such a hassle. Well I won’t take up anymore of your time. I just want to leave you with one thought, Merry Christmas.

Your biggest fan

Chris Knight

P.s. I need socks and underwear!!