This is a public service announcement from your friends here at The Buzz Kill Magazine.

What do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, tits on a porn star, Professional wrestling, and some people that come in your life all have in common? If you guessed they are all Fake, I want you to pat yourself on the back. Now please Stop. You just look like an idiot now. Grab a seat and follow along, this is going to help you. Have you ever been in a situation where a person or people come into your life and at first they act like everything is fine? Hell, they treat you better than a friend. They treat you just like a member of their family. Everything is great. Those people are awesome, tagging in you Facebook statuses and you bond over some pie that was prepared by another friend. Life is fucking beautiful. There isn’t a problem in the world and then all of a sudden you are in the number 3 car at the Daytona 500. This is when you know if people are true or not. Are they there when things start going south? Do they still think of you as a family or a friend? The answer to that question is no. It doesn’t matter who the person is or what they do. How about this one, what if someone just comes into your life when they need something? The person who always asks for money all the time and once you say no they take to Facebook in a rant about how horrible you are that you are living your life. You know what needs to be said to people like this, not a damn thing. Want to know why? There are not worth your fucking time. People like this are out for one thing and one thing only, what can you do for them today. As soon as something changes they are going to be trying to rid of you as fast as possible. They never cared. Take this advice from me. People like this will wallow in depression until they can make someone else’s life miserable. If you happen to have one of those people in your life, drop them as if they were the ball in Times Square. Who gives a fuck if they are butt hurt? Maybe when it is all said and done they will turn their sadness into something meaningful….Like staying in their own corner of the world because everyone knows that it would be a better place if people were actually more real. Now cue the more you know graphic, and learn what the word FRIENDSHIP actually means. There is this book called the dictionary.