I have found myself in a very bored mood today. I can only seem to muster the energy to actually get off the couch. I think today has become a lazy day with a capital LAZY and DAY. I am thinking that I need to bring this party up about four notches and make it 20% cooler. Yes, a My Little Pony reference. I have decided one thing. Running out of hot pockets is a special type of hell that no one can explain. Have you ever been in a hell where it is frozen in the center? That is hot pocket hell. After running out of those flaky crusted little bastards, I have never seen so much panic in my life as an adult. You would think it was World War 2, all over again. However, before the house cat became a sacrifice of dinner, the hot pocket shortage of 2014 came to a blistering end. Sadly, I still feel like I am in that Hot Pocket Hell. Which is one reason, I feel boredom out the whazoo. I think we need a little late 90s swing music to make this place come alive. I think I need to Jump, Jive and Wail, maybe that will get my motor running. I know it’s not going to be the 70th hot pocket of the week.
About The Author
I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.
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