I don’t know about you, but I am just going to say this and get it out of the way. I Fucking Loathe Valentine’s. Everybody getting flowers and candy. Want to know what happens when you buy a 3lb box of candy for someone you care about. You give them a diabetes. You think that is funny, just ask Wilford Brimley, how that felt. This “holiday” is based on a massacre of people getting killed. Nothing says love like a heart at the end of a sword. Put that on a Hallmark Card. I think I could get into that kind of holiday. I was told that I had to write one of these dedication videos, so after a long tirade of cursing, and an extra 62 dollars, here I am. We got a dedication from a woman who just found out her boyfriend cheated on her. What a prick. I have had a lot of sex, but come on guys be smarter than this. DON’T CHEAT ON SOMEONE YOU MET IN A BAR!!!!!!!!!!! Would you drink expired milk? If you said yes, the home is waiting for you. If you said no, then why in the fuck are sleeping with someone from a bar. The dedication goes out to this two timing bastard. She said these exact words, “I hope your dick falls off because of herpes.” Not a good day at the office. The song dedicated to you and cheaters everywhere is Cheater Cheater.