This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you by your friends here at The Buzz Kill Magazine. If this were an actual PSA, it would be followed up by an ABC After school Special. This PSA is about the wonderful world of second chances and promises.
Let me give you two words that should strike fear in the hearts of anyone that has a family that they are ashamed of, for anyone that has a group of friends that like to make drama appear from a magic hat like a fucking bunny, or for that ex that you always think about when run out of ice cream. Second Chance. Let me sum up a life story after giving someone a second chance. I want you to pretend that you are a bird. If you have to be high to visualize this, go right ahead. I want you to be a bird flying free across the state of Arizona. Now, you happen to see a baseball game happening below you. You become curious to see what all the hoopla is about. You are flying to get a real close up of the action. Now, I want you pretend that a person that has wronged you is say a baseball and life is the arm of pitcher Randy Johnson. Randy Johnson pitches a 100MPH fastball. I wonder what happens when that person you give a second chance to happens to be hurled at your life at 100MPH. Let’s sit back and watch.
Don’t you like how the bird just exploded? Giving someone a second chance who has wronged you in every way of life is just is just like that only a lot slower. Having a big heart is a blessing and a curse, unless your fat and then it’s just a curse. It won’t matter what you do, once that person’s foot is in the door, they are going to be staying on your couch eating your fucking Lucky Charms. You bought those Lucky Charms for you and they are just taken right out from under you. Only for some people Lucky Charms could be their house, their car, their second marriage, their cat, or dare I even say it, their copy of Bring It On. It sickens people how people will abuse others to just get ahead in life and it isn’t even in the business sense. That would be like a hooker going down and she just pulls up have way through, to wash her hands and never comes back.
Promises are everything, if you say you are going to do something, try to stick to your word as closely as possible. Breaking a promise to someone is one of the worst offenses you can do. It has to be right up there with murder and admitting that you are a fan of Teen Mom. If you are going to say that you are going to do something, and you do not do it, why would that person want to believe that it isn’t going to happen again.
If you end up in a situation like this, it may be time to look at life a little differently. If you decide to do the second chance and they do not fill their end of the deal, it may be time to finally move on to a greener pasture. You know, maybe instead of a greener pasture, it might be better to move to a concrete jungle. I am guessing the reason the pasture is green is due to a healthy amount of bullshit and trust me, you do not want to give bullshit a second chance. Now cue the more you know graphic!!! I suddenly want a burger.