This is going to make me feel like an old man, but hey, it’s the Hall of Hotties. So, how many adults watch Nickelodeon that don’t have kids? Show of hands. 4 if you count me. Yeah, that doesn’t make me feel any better. Well, I have fallen in love with some of the shows that Nick has shown over the years. I love iCarly. That show will make me laugh more than network sitcoms that are supposed to be the funniest show in years. I can’t be the only one who tries watching 30 Rock and doesn’t laugh. However, you show me Spencer talking about beavcoon and I am lying in the floor truly laughing my ass off. During the time of iCarly, Nick decided to add a second show that would capture the audience from the show based on web show and thus enters Victorious. This show was much different from iCarly. This show had singing, acting, and a kid talking to a puppet. That doesn’t sound creepy at all. Victorious, did give us something that the world truly needed. A female that would cause many boys to hit puberty and cause many wet dreams. If you are thinking Victoria Justice, you are thinking wrong, but someday that will happen. No, I am talking about the girl who plays the loveable dumb red head Cat. The next induction into The Hall of Hotties is the teen star that has turned into a sex kitten without being Miley Slutty, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande is the 21 year old singer/actress from Boca Raton, Florida. She did burst onto the national scene for her role on the show Victorious. She played the loveable goof Cat Valentine. I have to say watching that show, she would have been the girl in high school, I would have constantly been asking for a date only to be shot down all the time, until I found a machine that altered my DNA and turned me into Stefan Urquelle. I still would have been shot down, but she would have done it so politely which would be a 180 of what actually happened to me in High School. I still hold those scars and bruises to this day. She would continue to play the character Cat in the new Nick show, Sam & Cat. The show takes place around Cat and her roommate, Sam (from iCarly) to see what kind of hijinks the two of these crazy ladies can get into. I have a question, can I move into the spare bedroom and we could make it a whole Three’s Company kind of show. I hope you can catch on the sexual innuendo I am putting down.
Ariana, may have a nice television career, but her music career has just begun to take flight. Her 2013 hit, “The Way” made the Top 10 on the billboard charts. She could top my list anytime, or bottom it. Get your minds out of the gutter. That was a music joke. Don’t you guys have some decency? Now, where was I? Oh yeah, and she has one of the top summer songs with “Problem” that is with Iggy Azalea. That video has caused me one more problem. I can’t wear sweat pants. She has been called the new ‘Mariah Carey!” And I can see it. Just as long as she doesn’t marry Nick Cannon.
In all seriousness, Ariana Grande is the girl next door with talent bursting at the seams. This girl hasn’t even hit her stride yet and when she does, she will be one of the biggest stars in the world, but until then, she will be immortalized in The Hall Of Hotties.
Ariana, If you read this, I heard you’re a vegan and that is awesome. I would be willing to give up meat for a week if I could get a hug from you. Anything more, and I willing to start dropping things like it’s Lent. Just as long as no one sees it as robbing the cradle.