People who want to wear a colander and say it’s an expression of religion……. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

safe_image.phpI am all for people worshipping and practicing religion the way they want to. I think that may be in the first amendment of the constitution. Yes, boys and girls, we still live by the constitution, no matter how many Facebook Posts you make about how your freedoms are being taken away. I am watching television tonight and an article popped up from KFOR in Oklahoma City. A lady went to have a new ID made and she wanted to wear the headgear of her religion. The headgear in question is the same thing that you strain your noodles with. Now, while I understand wearing tin foil to ward off the advances of aliens, because that does work, how in the blue hell is this a religion? The day I actually see people wearing these things everywhere, is the day that I become skinny. For those of you paying attention, that is never going to happen.  This movement is because of some college student who was living on ramen noodles and was getting baked want creation taught in schools in Kansas. I am only saying that he was high, and starring at Ramen noodles, because it is the only thing that makes sense in my mind. So the stoner of the century, and his friends sitting around in a circle as they did on That 70’s Show, thought it would be funny to create a religion based around a flying Spaghetti monster. Let me repeat that for those in the back row, a fucking flying spaghetti monster. I think someone needs to put down the Ragu made with the special kind of mushrooms. I am straining to get a grasp on this. This means that anyone can up with a religion and get away with it. My long lost dream of starting Hefner’s Witnesses is looking pretty damn good right now. I didn’t realize that worshipping Chef Boyardee could be classified as an actual religion. If that is the case, I have been practicing Boyardeeism since 1992 so suck on that. This is one of the things that make me question humanity. No wonder aliens looking for intelligent life will not invade earth. What the Fuck!?!?!?!?