MATTHEW GRAY GUBLEREver since I was in grade school, I have had a weakness for skinny, pasty, socially awkward guys. While all the other girls were madly in love with the star kickball player I was secretly crushing on the guy sitting by himself on the playground with glasses and a book. This week’s hunk brings socially awkward to a whole new level of sexy.

Dr. Spencer Reid is the youngest member of Criminal Mind’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. Everything about this boy screams nerdy white guy. He graduated high school at the age of twelve and by the time he was 24 he had obtained three doctoral degrees and two bachelor degrees. He has an I.Q of 187 and can read 20,000 words per minute. He also has an eidetic memory, meaning at the time it has taken you to read this far in the article he could have already read and memorized this entire web site. Just thinking about that gives me a major braingasm. Dr. Reid is not only smart, but also incredibly sexy. He is tall and lanky with curly brown hair and has enough boyish charm to make any women swoon. If you thought there couldn’t be any more about this man to love wait until you hear this. He spent his whole adolescent life taken care of his schizophrenic mother and still writes to her every day and tells her about all “the adventures” he has with his friends aka all his cases. There is nothing in this world sexier than a man who loves his momma. As a bonus he is also an accomplished magician and an avid Doctor Who watcher. Spencer Reid if you are by any chance reading this just know, you can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

About the author

Ellie Black

Hello fellow nerds, I’m Ellie! I grew up in the mountains in New Mexico, but am currently living in the tiniest town in Western Oklahoma. I have ten siblings(no I’m not Catholic or Mormon) which probably isn’t very relevant here but just a fun fact. I love reading and spend most of my time with my nose in a book. I always keep a book in my purse because you never know when you might get a chance to read. I am completely obsessed with Patrick Rothfuss. I stalk him on a regular basis. This is my first time writing for an audience so I am incredibly nervous. Usually the only reader I have is my mother so this is going to take a bit of getting used to. My main goal in life is to entertain and inform with wit and a bit of quirkiness so I think I will fit in here just fine. I’m excited for this opportunity and am looking forward to(hopefully) entertaining you!