Dear Santa,

283509931_Jeggings_is_in_xlargeFor once, I can say that I have been a really good girl this year. Maybe, just maybe, you can stuff my stocking. I have a few things on my list that may be a little difficult to complete. I know that you have the power and the magic to make it happen. The first thing on my list is that next year I want tickets to see Pentatonix. Their voices make my panties want to drop. I will tell you if this happens; I can make no promises if I am going to throw myself on stage or not. The next thing I want is for women to stop wearing jeggings. I know that is going to be difficult to make happen, but a friend bought me a pair for Christmas. She is expecting me actually to wear them out of the house. I know this is not going to happen, and I do not have the booty to pull it off. The final thing on my list could potentially shoot my eye out. I want a man. Not just any man but one of the following list of gentlemen in no particular order:

1. Nathan Fillion

2. John Cena

3. Johnny Galecki

4. Michael Buble

5. The other Uncle from Full House

Thank you, Santa!!!

August Dawn

Ps. The cookies are in my bedroomIf you know what I mean.