This is a Public Service Announcement from your friends here at The BuzzKill Magazine. If this were an actual PSA, it would be followed up with alerts that will interrupt your favorite talk shows in the morning. Especially, Jerry Springer. Those bastards. This is a very special PSA.

Today, I want to talk to you about something that should not be difficult to figure out. I want to speak to you about cheating. No, I will not be talking about deflated balls for once. I want to talk to you because I want to know why someone that is married can lead someone single on into believing that something may happen. First of all, if your relationship is so bad that cheating has become an option in your life, let me quote a rap song for you, “Walk it Out!” If this is crossing your mind on more than one occasion, it may be time to move on. However, people instead will get the bright idea that it is acceptable to cheat on someone that is supposedly loved. Relationships are not something you can cheat in. It is not as simple as pushing, Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Select Start and magically you get infinite chances to make relationships work. Let me point out that love is not fucking Contra. Cheating is one thing, but leading someone on is just as bad. How disappointing can it be to find the person you are talking to, is married. Their thought is one of Marie Antoinette. Want to know what happens if you want your cake and eat it too? You get diabetes, and you lose your head. I feel that is a Geico ad waiting to happen. At some point, a person is going to have to realize that people have feelings. If you are one of those people that can pull the double whammy chances are that you have more viruses than a file downloaded from Limewire. This is not a cheesy book geared to people that have no clue what sex is or bondage. This is a real matter that shows that feelings are not cared about as much as they should be. If one of these people have hurt you, remember what goes around does come back around, and if they are Wiccan, three cases of the clap is just that. If you are one of these people, I have some advice for you. Once a cheater, always a cheater and I am not talking about Monopoly. Now, cue “The More You Know Graphic.’