Dear Josh Duggar,

I feel that the press has been somewhat nice to you over the past few days. Reporting that you have checked into “Rehab.” I know you have plenty time to read since you are not able to think with your dick, it might be a change for you to actually listen and read what people are saying. I am not going to be nice, in all honesty there are a lot of things that need to be said about your creepy ass.

o-JOSH-DUGGAR-ASHLEY-MADISON-facebookWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? I love that your family and you stood for values. Values that you preached to the future of this county. So what do I see about you over the last few months? That you say that gays are running the sanctity of marriage, but in truth it is ass hats like you who can’t keep their dick in their pants. How difficult is that? You had a wife at home, and as much as she says she is going to stay chances are she will be gone. More on that in a minute. You obviously had a wife that wants to have sex as you can see by the many children that have come from your sham marriage. I feel in 2015 at this moment Bill Cosby may be a better date for women. But here is the thing, Bill Cosby didn’t instill hypocrite values into our children. How can you tell anyone to follow the Bible when you treat them like the sheets in R Kelly’s house? I am not sure how you actually were able to find a woman using Ashley Madison, but chances are you showed off your Duggar money to get a woman into bed. However something tells me the quality of woman on the Ashley Madison site may have to scrub with Ajax to get clean.

Now I read that you have a porn addiction? Holy Fucking Hell! You can’t keep it in so I guess it makes sense to watch others not be able to keep their dicks in pants either. But I bet those porn stars have a better moral compass than you do. It seems by finding out that you were constantly cheating on your wife, or jacking off to what I am guessing by the information earlier this year, Incest porn. I want to take this time to apologize for using the word cheating what the appropriate term Josh uses is courting. He was courting women with herpes and ruining the life of the woman he had at home.

lorena-bobbittAnna thinks this is all her fault? Not even close. I hope I wake up one day to turn on the news to hear that she went all Lorena Bobbitt on you. I hope she cuts off your dick and shoves it up your own ass. Wait a second. He may enjoy that. I feel that is the next step for this sexaholic. It will be all revealed that he is having some sort of love affair with his father. I mean the family that speaks of morals but actually have none. Your wife needs to leave you and find someone who won’t exploit her.

craigslistJosh, Karma is a bitch and not the name of some porn star you watched. People are calling to forgive you, but I am taking bets on which STDs you have. My money is still on the Clap and Crabs. Chances are I will be making bank while you are meeting your future love off the Men Seeking Men section off of Craigslist.

Normally I use a poem to begin things, but not today. You do not even deserve a poem. One day you will be out of the National Spotlight, and I can’t wait till it does. But until then, try not fuck anybody on your way to rock bottom.

Figure It Out,
Dan

PS. I lied.

Josh Duggar is a creep and a cheat
His wife should take cleaver to his man meat.
Your entire life you have had your hand down someone’s pants living in sin.
Buy you are nothing more than a cancelled reality televangelist Hester Prynne.

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Stick Figure Dan

Stick Figure Dan is the resident loud foul mouthed prick of The Buzz Kill. He is a loud mouth who will say anything at any given moment. He hates the world and everything in it. Dan came into the society as a writer in 2007 and hasn’t looked back since. He likes to write open letters to famous people, putting them in their place.