zooey-deschanel-elf-jovieI am not sure how many of you have guessed it, but Christmas is my favorite holiday. I figure that would have been the obvious since you do not see the 13 Days of Arbor Day on the website. I love everything about Christmas. The whimsical feeling you get when you are driving around and see a house engulfed with enough lights to land a Boeing 747 without any issues. The multiple colors twinkling in the sky, the stuff that ADD dreams are made of. I love the weather, the cool crisp air, the jackets, I have even a special place in my heart for furry boots. I love going to the mall to see all the people become frantic as they cannot find the perfect gift for that special someone. This is why all your Christmas shopping needs to be done around the 4th of July. No fighting crowds, you can get in and out with any issue at all. Easiest July 5th sale ever. I never got to do this as a kid, but I always wanted to go sit on Santa’s lap at a mall. I don’t know why, maybe I just wanted to have my nose pierced with sweet aroma of bourbon. I think the store I would love to frequent would be Gimbles. I would have went in there every year just to be able to see on special elf with a voice of an angel. My next induction into the Hall of Hotties knows Santa Claus, in a small way. The next inductee is Jovie from Elf.

zooey-deschanel-jovie-elfFirst of all, I have an unhealthy obsession with Zooey Deschanel. So the fact that she is rocking an Elf costume is enough to hang my stocking by the chimney. Jovie works in Gimbles department store in New York City. There is a reason that Buddy instantly took to her, at first you can tell she may not have the most spirit. But once she realizes Buddy is a little crazy, it kind of starts a chain of events that was destiny. I have to say one of my favorite scenes in the entire movie is when Buddy hears her sing in the shower. It is a moment that would have had me lying on the floor being hit with a taser as I wet myself. A little bit more modest than my life at this moment. Jovie leads a group of people singing Santa Claus is Coming to Town, how freaking awesome is that. You know, if a beautiful elf tried that now, she would be committed. Buddy and Jovie end up with a happy ending and a very beautiful daughter.

Jovie is what the true meaning of Christmas should be. I would like to welcome Jovie into the Hall of Hotties. Now, I need someone to cuddle who will eat chocolate Spaghetti with me.

About the author

Richard Pruitt

I am Richard and I have a problem. A problem with entertaining people. I have been in the comedy world for over 10 years. I started out as an improv actor making fun and light of everything. Doing that felt rewarding, but I have to admit, I wanted more. I couldn’t get the taste of performing out of my mouth. Does that not sound a little creepy? I decided to start doing my own stand up show. I love to make fun of my family and anything that will make a normal person say what the fuck. The journey still continues, in 2009, I had a dream to create my own online magazine. This is the beautiful corner of craziness in front of you. I have been through hell in my life but being stopped is something that I will not let happen. I am a fighter and hope to make people realize it is ok to smile and think from time to time. It also helps being a nerd.